Wednesday, March 28, 2007

you know you have an anger problem when...

no. im not talkin bout myself. actually, my lack of new posts is due to my lack of anger (gotta love regular booty endorphins). im describing someone else. a kind of blind item except once you read my description, its gonna be pretty damn clear who this person is.

you know you have an anger problem when you need both sets of hands and feet to count the number of jobs you got fired from yet the numbers of jobs you left on your own cant even fill a whole hand.

you know you have an anger problem when the longest friendship you ever had consisted of you being disgusted by your so called best friend, letting the disgust build up for years, then finally lashing out at said friend only to end the friendship for no apparent reason except for the fact that you was angry that the friend was gettin booty (albeit from nasty boys who were either friends with or related to each other) and you wasnt (maybe bc youre an angry bitch!).

you know you have an anger problem when the nicest friendship you ever had lasted maybe a year and thats bc it was a long distance friendship.

you know you have an anger problem when even your own dog growls in your face.

you know you have an anger problem when your family only talks to you bc youre blood related and when you do talk to them its mostly you yelling and them wishing they were anyplace else than with you.

you know you got an anger problem when youre fave line is "im gonna punch you."

you know you have an anger problem when an endearing touch from you is a whack on the back of the head.

you know you have an anger problem and are absolutely nutso lunatic'in crazy when other people tell you to calm down and you think theyre the ones with the problem.

homegirl needs to seek therapy and stop projecting. youre the one who sucks at life. get help and then get some booty. thatll knock the anger right outta ya!

special mention:
jamie: life is easier when everyone around you is happy.
good advice for angry bitches. too bad this particular angry bitch only listens to herself.

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Blogger Adam said...

gee...who could it be....hehe...

5:40 PM  

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