just a spoonful of special mention helps this post go down

my creative juices aint flowin' but here are some quotes to keep your morning goin'.

special mention:

jamie: evite!
cassie: we should check it out first.
jamie: best call of your life.
-about the bar XII karaoke nights


OF COURSE the Asian girl would win. It's like my third-grade piano competitions all over again.
an excerpt from tvgasms greys anatomy review describing the hot dog eating contest


how to tell if hes just not that into you: his friendster status.

jamie doesnt do hipster bars.