hansel = spicoli

take a look:

"that hansel is so hot right now!" -mugatu

mr. penn - acting has made him exhausted!

similarities are:
1. long blond hair
2. broken nose
3. goofy ass look
4. seem dumb but are clever folk

fast times is a classic but i love me my owen wilson. spittin' out korean in starsky and hutch and writing kickass films like royal tenenbaums. dont get me wrong. sean penn is cool too. he let his son join bam on viva la bam to fuck up a car knoxville was borrowing during a prank war but owen. owen is the man! you wanna fight me on this. heres my response in the words of the great hansel himself: "who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? dont you know im loco?"